A row had started
At number 10
About one of Boris’s
Advisor men

He decided to go against
The government advice
To have a drive
And it would be nice

To travel to Durham
From his London home
When millions of us
Are home alone

With nobody to help
If we are sick and ill
This stinks so much
It’s such a bitter pill

For us to swallow
And be told one thing
Whilst other can travel
And the doorbell you ring

Whilst isolating to keep
The virus from spreading
Off to the Northeast
You are heading

After listening to Boris
His speech on TV
This is a fine example
Of bureaucracy